I'm currently employed by the company I work for, and I do stuff for them. I work on complicated things, doing activities that benefit my co-workers, our department, and the company as a whole. I use different tools and methods to get my job done.

Worked at my previous job for my previous employer. Did many things, including stuff, activities, and other work. Fraternized with co-workers at appropriate times, worked the rest of the time.

Worked the night shift. Did everything I did at my previous job, only 12 hours later.

Had a summer job in which I did the work I was told to do. Did lots of busy work to fill the time.

I went to a school and took classes. I graduated with a GPA and got a degree. I was involved in extracurricular activities.

I've been given awards and honors for excelling in my pursuits. I keep them displayed conspicuously so people will be impressed and think more highly of me, and so they will know with a greater degree of certainty my ability to do well.

Languages: My language skills are extensive. I am fluent in my native language. I know a few Spanish words. I know what Russian sounds like when I hear it. I know how to ask for a beer in German, and I can order from a Chinese menu without looking at the translations. I know dirty words in Greek, Swahili, and Korean. I can speak with an English accent.

Computers: I know how to use a computer. I can type up to 80 characters per minute. I'm an expert at using the Backspace, Delete, and Cancel keys. I know how to undelete files.