Infrequently Asked Questions
About Kim Moser's Generic Home Page

Q: What's the point of answering INfrequently asked questions?
A: There is no point.

Q: If there's no point, then why did you write this?
A: Why are you reading it?

Q: Do you often converse with yourself and answer questions with other questions?
A: Why do you ask?

Q: Don't you answer any REAL questions on this page?
A: Sure. Ask me a real question and I'll answer it.

Q: Okay...what's the point of your web page?
A: Jeez, that's the stupidest question I've ever heard.

Q: Am I wasting my time by continuing to read this stuff?
A: No, you're wasting MY time because I have to continue to write it.

Q: Couldn't you have thought of anything more interesting to put on this page?
A: I'm sure I could have. I just didn't feel like it.

Q: Isn't this just a bunch of trite, self-indulgent, narcissistic garbage?
A: Of course. But I get the feeling you already knew that.

Q: Are there any more questions after this one?
A: No.

Q: Then what about this one?
A: What about it?

Q: Aren't you going to answer it?
A: No.

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